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Does anybody know anybody at The New AT&T???

July 9, 2008

We’ve got intermittent noise in our land phone line. That’s because the old wire is close to 50 years old.

It’s not the phone company’s legal responsibility because it doesn’t show up when human beings use the line to talk. But it sure shows up when I try to connect my computer to the internet and the connection speeds range from 52K, 44K, 36K, way down to 14K…depending on the day, date, global warming, and phase of the moon.

I’ve had service tech guys come out and they explain that it’s good enough for voice; it was not made for computers; it’s not their problem.

Does anyone know anyone in The New AT&T chain of command who will take my complaint seriously???

I need to restore my system!!!

July 8, 2008
I have a vintage IBM Thinkpad model A22m. On the bottom is Bill Gates Windows-98 sticker, but when I bought it on ebay years ago it arrived with Bill’s Windows-2000 Professional running. Over the years it has been hacked, invaded, pillaged and raped by everyone around the world. Since it’s no fun to use anymore, I want to do a COMPLETE SYSTEM RESTORE and simply start from scratch.

So I followed the user manual instructions and pushed F8, F11, F12. Nope. I went to the world wide web and used up yahoo and google. I tried CraigsList and the old fashioned yellow pages. Since the current generation only seems to know XP and Vista, maybe some of my readers (or their friends) can help.

I need the System Restore CDs that were supposed to come with the laptop–but didn’t. I want to beg, borrow, buy, or steal them so I can use my little laptop once again.

Anybody got any suggestions???

Many thanx and may your god bless…

 

Wanna make a cool billion?

March 27, 2008

Remember John Holmes?

If you do, you remember why you remember him. If you don’t, look him up…because this is a free-hosted site and, consequently, I’m not allowed to include dirty words.

John was famous for one thing, and that thing was huge. Why was it huge? What made him huge? If you’re a forensic researcher, find out. Was it something special in his DNA? Was there something hidden in his jeans (sorry, I mean genes)?

If you can find the secret and duplicate it, you can form it into pills and sell tons of them overnight!

Y*M*M*V*

February 7, 2008

Like we all say in Redbook, YMMV (Your Mileage Might Vary). Some of us have a great session, others complain because they never experienced a real GFE.

The same holds true with everything in these logs. I may be cranky and depressed, mean and grumpy. But folks even older than me may be having a wonderful life; they may really enjoy playing golf round-the-clock 24/365+. They may not get seasick on a Celebrity Cruise. They may even be able to pay for that new Lexus with cash up front.

Just because we are all over 65, on Social Security and Medicare, and eligible for membership in AARP, does not mean we are all the same. Some still look at life the way they did decades ago; others can’t wait to slip on that banana peeling. Some of us hate being thrown away, others don’t even think about it. Some of us still pay income taxes. Some still even have sex.

When I continually comment about us old geesers (and geezers) being thrown away, younger eyebrows raise and responses get pretty vocal. My ATF reply is the world’s ATF–Google.

Remember the exec that got canned because he was no longer compatible with the company’s culture? I remember he took ‘em to court but I don’t recall them going into confinement IAW federal age discrimination laws.

He was fired because he did not fit Google’s youthful corporate culture. Okay. Then what happened???

Back then Google was a young company. Today Google is still a young company–in more ways than one. But, what about all the other snubs we get on a daily basis?

Why did Food Network can Emeril Live? Because he’s not 20-something anymore? Look out, Paula, you may be next!

Speaking of TV’s food oriented shows, how many older stars do you see behind the kitchen counter? How many senior women does their Take Home Chef proposition?

How many retirees do you see on all those round-the-clock TV commercials? Can you count them all on one finger? Most are the younger men with E*D* or the younger models waiting for fine lines to appear (someday) around their eyes. Most of the gals are generic blondes and the guys forgot to shave.

Of course, there are those active adults with osteoporosis or who need Medicare supplement insurance. But they are few and far between the kids in the booze commercials who sure don’t look like they’re drinking responsibly.

Face it: we are a youth-oriented culture…for now and the foreseeable future.

How I made a six figure income on eBay!

February 6, 2008

Over the past couple years I have received numerous unsolicited ads proclaiming that I could easily make a six figure income just by selling on eBay. I either threw them away, discarded them in the trash, or hit the delete button. Then I got to thinking…

I could use six figures. I could buy some more stuff. I could pay off all the credit cards plus the first, second, and third mortgages. Other people are doing it (according to all the ads) so it must work. Maybe I should try it.

I bought books and discs, went to a couple seminars, learned all the secrets, and finally set up shop.

My goal was to get rid of all the antiques, collectibles, vintage and heirloom stuff we have been accumulating in the attic, the basement, the garage, and a rented storage space. Add it all up: six figures easily.

As part of my research, I watched every rerun of Antiques Roadshow I could find. When the Keno Brothers appraised something, I checked my inventory and found we had one of them too.

Example: Leslie and Leigh were appraising a flange. It was a genuine antique produced in the Seventeenth Century (actually, somewhere between the years 1600-1699) by a famous flangemaker who lived on the corner of First and Second streets. This particular model was created at 3:17 in the afternoon, on a rainy day in August, on the north corner of the intersection. Flanges by this guy are highly desirable today. At auction, on a good day, with the right advertising, perfect weather conditions, ample customer parking, and an audience full of wealthy hungry flange collectors, this particular model should bring somewhere between $15,000 – $19,851.

Good grief! We have one just like that stashed out in the garage! The same make and model and serial number and hallmarks!

I cleaned it up, got rid of all that dirty old patina; took a digital picture and wrote a digital description; turned on the computer and put it up on eBay.

It was there in plain sight, in full view, for all the collectors around the world to see and covet for an entire week. I kept track of the hits, track of the watchers. In the last few seconds on the international marketplace it finally sold…for ninety nine cents (plus S&H).

Undaunted, I continued my home-based business, getting rid of collectibles from every corner of the house. By year’s end, I totaled up my gross sales. Happily, I succeeded in meeting my six figure goal. Specifically, I grossed a whopping total of $103.17 — that’s six figures (when you include the decimal point).