First, the top story in the first eleven minutes was that Gates and Balmer wanted to buy Google. A few minutes later another top story in the first eleven minutes reports that Bill and Steve want to buy yahoo.
So after they buy the competition, what’s left? Well, they could buy China and eliminate global warming; or Rhode Island, or maybe even Wyoming. Or Wisconsin. Or Crete.
You’ve just read the top story in the first eleven minutes. Congrats!